Love you two (part 3)

Scene 3

ANNA and JAMES are sitting on a blanket on the ground of the park. There is a picnic set up with Chinese food boxes instead of a basket of food. They are both wearing coats and slightly shivering.

JAMES: You lied to me!

ANNA: You would have never done this if I didn’t say it was going to be a nice Autumn Day.

JAMES: No. No I wouldn’t have, (Pause) WHY would you rather us shivering in the cold?

ANNA: I wanted us to change it up a bit. This is fun.

JAMES: Being cold is never fun.

ANNA: You know I enjoy being cold and bundled up.

JAMES: Well you’re about to enjoy it alone.

ANNA: JAMES!

JAMES: (Whining) Whaaaaat? I love you, but I’M… cold.

ANNA: (Whining) JAMEESSSS. (Pouts)

JAMES: That doesn’t work.

ANNA: Why don’t you ever want to try new things with me anymore?

JAMES: I do but not when my warmth is in jeopardy.

ANNA: I could warm you up. (Starts rubbing him all over)

JAMES: Hey! Watch where those hands are going, Missy!

ANNA: Oh please, like I haven’t felt all the goods you got. (Laughs)

JAMES: (Laughs) You wish, Buddy.

ANNA: Right, like you don’t know what I mean.

JAMES laughs and grabs ANNA’S chest. ANNA laughs hysterically and shoves him off of her.

JAMES: Can dish it out but can’t take it, huh?

ANNA: Shut up. (Then grabs his chest)

JAMES: (Laughs) Too bad I don’t have anything there for you to grab.

ANNA moves her hands lower and grabs his stomach.

JAMES: If you go where I THINK you are, I am going to make you feel really uncomfortable in return

ANNA stops and looks at him. Then dives in for his crotch.

JAMES: Rape! (Then he reaches for ANNA)

ANNA giggles and gets up to get away. JAMES gets up as well and goes after her. They run around like little children at a playground.

JAMES: (Stops and catches his breath) When did you get so fast?

ANNA: When you kept out running me when we used to jog.

JAMES: So you’ve been jogging?

ANNA: Yup, every other day. (Pause) Alone.

JAMES: (Grabs her) You know I love you.

ANNA: Yeahhhh. I know.

JAMES pecks her on the cheek and hugs her tightly.

The lights fade. The scene ends.